He’s not even using gloves…

Pamela Anderson was out and about, apparently snowboarding in someone’s backyard…what the F is she doing on the grass with a snowboard?  No one knows, but I seem to be the only guy concerned about the well-being of the gentleman strapping her into the board.  His head and neck areas are dangerously close to her snatch.  The Hepatitis C is unavoidable but for god sakes, don’t expose yourself to anything airborne.  Pamela Anderson is like the DDT of the 21st Century.  Her snatch alone is responsible for more than 862 civilian casualties.

How many damn people has she boned?  Forget it, how many damn washed-up rockstars has she boned?  More than you and I can keep track of, that is for sure…