I Know What I’d Do for a Klon-Dyke Bar…

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Lesbians shall inherit the earth…

Remember the first time you saw two girls kiss…probably at a party and you looked around to see if anyone else got a chubby?  Imagine that scene on steroids…the girls go from an innocent kiss to full blown lesbian sex, with slapping and pulling and scissor-fucking.

That is basically what you can expect at Hot and Mean.  Pure, hardcore, unbridled, lesbian sex.  Just like Grandma used to make…sorry I know that was gross.  Okay, just check it out and I promise you won’t be disappointed.  Besides, it is a new site from Brazzers and they have yet to let me down.  I may even name my first son (that I know about) Brazzer…he will be set for life.

Please leave me a comment if you know anything about the origin of the “Scissor-Fuck”.  It has to be Asian, just look at it from an ergonomic standpoint.  And there is no way in hell some backwoods couple in Montana decided on a whim to start rubbing vaginae together.  I can buy into an ancient Chinese secret or a Japanese myth from the 4th Century…a wise philosopher from the Hunan Province utters to his pupils:

“when vagina lips touch other vagina lips, legs look like scissors; the harvest will be joyous and plentiful”

The aftermath of this profound statement is well documented in History texts.  A majority of scholars credit this proverb for the beginnings of the Silk Road, the formation of the Mongol Empire, and the rise of Mao Zedong.  I don’t just spew porn all day, come back for another History lesson anytime and I will be glad to lecture some more.  Class dismissed.

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