My car wouldn’t start this morning and I’ve narrowed it down to two suspects. Pretty sure one of these guys jammed his mega dick in my muffler and that’s why it would not turn over.

* I could be wrong here, but it’s unlikely.  Just look at those two things, they could plug a leak in the Hoover Dam.  My muffler was child’s play for these pros.  I think the only proper thing to do here is alert the local authorities and show them this picture.  Police will be combing the streets for any men with noticeable limps…beware big-packaged men, your days of muffler clogging and danza slapping are numbered!