New Ordinance has me miffed…

The city of Orlando announced in recent days a new ordinance that passed through city council.  The ordinance states clearly that no adult   business may go up within 2,500 feet of a school, park, church, bar or residential area.  I may be wrong but I think that covers every square inch of the city.  What’s a prospective porn-shop owner to do?  Where must an individual go to see a titty?  God forbid someone gets off of work and just wants a lapdance!

What’s this all about anyway?  Is it Mickey Mouse?  Probably not, but I am sure the good folks at Disney are behind this new ordinance on some level.  City officials are claiming it is not a ban on adult entertainment businesses but simply a safeguard for the city.  That is absurd.  If I was the mayor of Orlando I would have that monorail connect to every strip club in town.  In fact, it would be the focal point of the whole damn public transportation system.  This is very similar in some aspects to New York City years back, when Guiliani “cleaned up” the city by shutting down a boat-load of sex shops and clubs.  You call that cleaning up!  I call it a violation of my first, second and third amendment rights.  I know the second amendment is about the right to bear arms but heck, it applies.