Try to take a dildo to Thailand…you will be shot in the face!

It blows my mind that you can’t bring a sex-toy into Thailand…but you can however find a 9 year old girl or boy on every street corner in Bangkok and do horrific things to them for 3 dollars.  Come on Thailand, lighten up!  I think it’s safer to bring sex-toys to Thailand than run the gauntlet of prostitution.  If I were packing for a trip to Southeast Asia I would bring the following…

1.) A Fleshlight (safer than a whore with “the clap”)

2.) A Flashlight (terrible electricity in that part of the world)

3.) Enough money to buy my way out of anything (100 bucks should do it)


* flash a C-Note to a Thai local…instant Hollywood baby