WHO INVENTED THE FOOTJOB?

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It’s not as inconspicuous as its handy cousin, but it sure is creative…

I can’t imagine pulling off a footjob in public is as easy as a handjob.  Oh how I miss the nosebleeds section at The Silverdome.  But I will say this now, a footjob is pretty kinky and I happen to be a huge fan.  The word on the street is that BangBros was getting so many requests for an exclusive foot site they had no choice but to oblige.

Magical Feet is a new site and I cannot get enough!  I will continue to research this phenomenon that is “the footjob” and hopefully come up with a short list of potential creators.  And I would also like to shake the hand of the man who said, “hey sweetie, turn around and do it reverse so I can stare at your ass”.  That guy needs to be high-fived and chest-bumped multiple times.  He is a genius and although it is unlikely he created the original footjob…he can be credited with taking the activity to another level.

Can the footjob be more than a century old?  Maybe, but it is doubtful.  Through the use of a complex porn algorithm I have placed its beginnings somewhere in the mid 1920’s.  People were wild and parties evolved during this era.  I have a scenario in my head…

Promiscuous Flapper: “Mickey, want some head?”

Mickey (wearing knickers): “How about a footjob?”

Promiscuous Flapper: “What is that, is it swingin’?”

Mickey (not wearing knickers): “Lets try it…”

The rest is history folks…and luckily the good people at BangBros care about continuing the tradition.

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