Just another reason to be freaked out by Bangladesh…

Female prostitutes in Bangladesh are using cow steroids in order to appear older and better fed. Okay, female prostitutes in Bangladesh are doing WHAT!? This is not only one of the more bizarre stories I’ve heard in weeks, but also so contradictory. I’m gonna try to break this down for everyone…okay. Bangladesh is riddled with poverty and starvation, so these whores are getting so skinny that no one wants to bang them. Are you with me so far? Okay, introduce Oradexon, a drug designed to fatten up cows. The Bengali whores are purchasing the drug to make their faces and bodies plumper and give off a more rotund vibe. This will undoubtedly increase business because no one wants to fuck a skeleton. The drug has become an alternative to food for these girls, and it costs about $1 for 100 pills. This seems like a sound plan, maybe the hookers of Bangladesh are potential Rhodes Scholars. Not so fast, the drug is for fucking cows! It causes heart disease, obesity, kidney failure, osteoporosis and it happens to be more addictive than crystal meth. Well it appears for the time being that brothels will continue to force-feed these hoes cow steroids, until their kidneys shut down apparently. One whore lost in the race to super-whoredom is nothing, think about the big picture for Bangladesh. It could be the land of the plump-faced prostitute, the envy of the world!