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The Minion

On the ultimate pornstar humiliation site, hot and well-known babes get banged by a small-dicked, fat and hairy dude. This guy gets all the chicks!



Main Category: Reality Porn
Sub Categories: Amateur Girls, Hardcore Sex
Site type: Network (part of Dog Fart Network)
Launched: July 2008
Reviewed: April 27, 2010
Facts Updated: September 21, 2011

Score Breakdown
Videos Photos Models Site Volume Update Frequency Exclusivity Site Design
18.0 / 20 7.0 / 10 9.0 / 15 10.5 / 15 10.0 / 15 15.0 / 15 8.0 / 10

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Pros and Cons
Pros Cons
  • Extremely rare unique niche.
  • Messy, unusual hardcore videos.
  • Too extreme for timid porn fans.
Full Review of The Minion by Ryan   Apr 27, 2010
Ryan
My Score: 77.5

If The Minion is able to snag hot bitches for some hot wet and messy fucking delights then there is hope for us average dudes! The Minion is a fat and ultra hairy dude with a very small manhood that cannot even be classified as such since it is so tiny and not proportional to the rest of him. The chicks he gets are sizzling porn stars like Tory Lane, Haley Paige, and Nikki Knox just to name a few.  This is the ultimate pornstar humiliation site!


This very lucky heavy bastard basically gets to screw and eat cheeseburgers off the asses of these tight porn star chicks and judging by his enthusiasm and love for food it looks like he’d rather have a snack to fill his huge belly rather than playing with the smoking hot porno honeys. This gives the XXX scenes a unique and playful edge that is so hard to find with other porn sites. The scenes have plenty of WAM scenes with food that both The Minion and his lusty beauties get covered in.

The Minion is in his ill-fitting Superman’s costume suit and is looking at some porn when officer Haley Paige finds him and reprimands him for being naughty – then rewards him with some of her luscious shaved pussy that he happily bangs with his miniscule cock. Haley still puts on an amazing performance and ends the scene by guzzling his ball batter like a good little whore.

There are 130 videos and they are in Windows Media formats. The videos come in multi-bandwidths and the resolution value is 640x480, and 448x332 with great playback. 

The Minion has 130 picture galleries and most of them are shown in high-resolution. Some episodes only offer video caps and there are approximately 185 images per set. The images can also be downloaded in handy zip files and all the WAM content here is 100% exclusive.  

The interface and overall navigation is very simplistic but there is a drop down listing of all the porn stars The Minion fucks so you can jump to their page right away. The videos are uploaded by newest scene added. Members can sort through the content by choice of newest scene, highest rating, my rating, scenes, or haven’t rated yet, which is a good option to have. The Minion is part of the Dog Fart Network, which delivers an additional 17 hardcore sites like Katie Thomas, Watching My Mom Go Black, Candy Monroe, and much more. 

WAM encounters of the fat and hairy kind with mind-blowing gorgeous porn star creatures are the playful XXX content you get at The Minion.  


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The Minion Site Details: (What you get for your money)  
Updates and Content

Update frequency: Daily Network Updates

Exclusivity: 100%

Number of videos: 155 (avg. 30 minutes)

Maximum Video Resolution: 640x480

Videos have watermarks

Download limit: Yes

Video DRM: None

Video Formats: WM / Flash / POP / IPod

Video Type: Downloadable / Streaming

Number of galleries: 155 (avg. 150 pics per gallery)

Pictures have watermarks

Only one picture size

No slideshows

Offers zip files

Cost
Monthly: $34.99 recurring
3 month: $59.99 recurring

This site has pre-checked cross sales.
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