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Gumby's got nothing on these girls. Watch as they stretch, twist and bend into incredible positions, all for your viewing pleasure.

Main Category: Hardcore Sex
Sub Categories: All Fetishes, Reality Porn
Site type: Network (part of Reality Gang)
Launched: July 2008
Reviewed: September 6, 2009
Facts Updated: March 6, 2012

Score Breakdown
Videos Photos Models Site Volume Update Frequency Exclusivity Site Design
18.5 / 20 10.0 / 10 13.0 / 15 3.0 / 15 0.0 / 15 15.0 / 15 7.5 / 10

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Pros and Cons
Pros Cons
  • Very high quality, exclusive content.
  • Network access pass.
  • Multiple viewing options.
  • Full scene movies.
  • Network access pass
  • Very expensive for a very small site.
  • No update logs.
  • No update logs
Full Review of Contortionist by Annabel D   Sep 06, 2009
Annabel D
My Score: 67.0

I mean, who DOESN'T love a girl who can tuck her feet behind her head?

"Bend her, flip her, fuck her hard..." Contortionists are no longer limiting their talents to entertainment at circuses and kids parties. Let's face it, what is an extremely bendable babe for if not for creative positions that'll allow you to penetrate her tight pussy and ass at awesome angles? It may be a sexy realm that you’ve never wandered into, but after checking out, you’ll find your tastes slowly twisting and turning towards these women while they twist and turn their bodies this way and that. Human pretzels never looked so good.

Getting around is a piece of cake. You’ll be able to click from link to link without much trouble or searching. They provide multiple downloading and streaming options, as well as multiple ways to sift through the content. You can sort by the date, going from newest to oldest,  alphabetically, by ranking, or most viewed.

This isn’t a large site. It still stands a chance because it isn’t like there are necessarily thousands of other contortionist based porn sites out there, so people will still be drawn to these pretzels like magnets. To date, there are currently 21 episodes on the site. My biggest problem is the fact that there is no posted update schedule, nor is there any dated content from their past additions. That’s right folks; this site is what I call a big risk. You may purchase a subscription, but do so under the knowledge that there is a possibility that the 21 episodes on the site may be all the bang that you’ll get for your buck.

Where this pack lacks in quantity, greatly makes up for it in quality. The video imagery does come in near HD quality so you can bet that there is impeccable clarity in each and every episode on the site.  They range in length, but you can always expect something between 25-65 minutes. The photos aren’t any less perfect either, and can make you drop to your knees in thankfulness for awesome camera angles and flexible women. There are 150-200 photo sets in each photo gallery, which of course is downloadable in a zip file.

I really enjoyed this site. With its unique content, I was thoroughly entertained, and thoroughly satisfied. The biggest issue is its lack of updates, but who knows? Maybe once in a while they do add on a new flexi-babe to the site. In the end, what makes this site worth your time and money if you can’t work with just 21 episodes is the fact that when you subscribe, you’ll also have access to 33 other sites! An incredible package for only $38.80 monthly. Be warned, some of the sites are new additions which means that they’ll have little or no content, but most of them have been around and kicking for some time so you’ll have week’s worth of content to sift through if these agile bodied babes don’t do it for you. In the end, I still think it’s a great site. They say it the best… “You haven’t fucked until you’ve fucked a contortionist...” and if on the off chance you can’t find one, then you’ll enjoy the ones you have here!

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Contortionist Site Details: (What you get for your money)  
Updates and Content

Update frequency: No Recent Updates

Exclusivity: 100%

Has Pop-Ups

Number of videos: 34 (avg. 35 minutes)

Maximum Video Resolution: 1280x720

Videos have watermarks

Download limit: Yes

Video DRM: None

Video Formats: WM / QT / Flash / HD

Video Type: Downloadable / Streaming

Number of galleries: 34 (avg. 200 pics per gallery)

Pictures have watermarks

Only one picture size

No slideshows

Offers zip files

Trial: $1.00 (3 days) - recurrs at $38.80
Year: $95.76
3 month: $58.80 recurring
Monthly: Original Price: $38.80 recurring
Our Price: $17.99 recurring

This site has pre-checked cross sales.
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