My mother used to always say, “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” While that is a nice sentiment, my mother never had a job reviewing adult websites, so I kind of chucked her advice and typically adhere to my own, mantra which states, “if you make a decent product, then I won’t have anything negative to say about you at all.” Rainbowpimps.com is just one of those websites that is very hard to stay completely positive about, but I will certainly try my best to be objective. I mean the word “pimps” is even in the title of the site, which to me means that these guys are all about the money and could care less about the content or the customer. That being said, there is an extraordinarily large amount of content associated with the site, and the network seems to have saturated every area of the market, so they must be doing something that people enjoy. I guess I’m just not one of those people.
Rainbowpimps.com is sort of a warehouse of hundreds of scenes from hundreds of sites owned by the umbrella company. The scenes range from interracial, bareback, twink, Bears, leather, bisexual and just about any other niche that you can imagine, so I will give them props for at least not being generic. The unfortunate part about the site is that it just seems that no one gives two shits (both literally or figuratively) about the content. It’s all pretty standard fare, most of the models are below C-list level, the sex is predictable, repetitive, and often the guys just look like they want to be somewhere else.
There are literally hundreds of scenes though, and each one is presented with a full photo layout of the action. The picture and sound quality are adequate, but the site is not fully Mac compatible, meaning Mac users have to download the videos and watch them in tiny windows instead of streaming them.
Most of the scenes, even though they come from different sites, feature the same worn out models over and over again, but still, if you want quantity Rainbowpimps.com can definitely deliver. There are many additional sites that you are privy to with membership, and there are bonus video feeds from much better produced sites, so there is definitely some positive attributes about joining up.
So, I guess the quantity of material is the best thing that I can think of to say about Rainbowpimps.com. See, I thought of something. My mother would be so proud.
1 pop shot.