I hate whining when it comes to porn (unless, of course, I’m about to shoot a load), but I can’t stand it when a totally hot concept turns out to be just a uninspiring attempt to create a fantasy. Unfortunately that is exactly what happens at Gaymilitarypass.com, the military porn equivalent to Ambien. It sounds like a site that would be full of sexy, sweaty, closeted marines sneaking off to the barracks to have their way with each other’s asses while their drill sergeant barks out orders to drop and give him 20 licks. Instead, it turns out to be a bunch of half interested B-grade porn stars wearing army green shirts casually going through the motions, creating boring, predictable internet sex. I mean the sets aren’t even militaryesque, just refurbished studio spaces with a nasty coach or a cum soaked bed for the guys to do their business on. Dirk Yates would definitely not be proud.
There are only 15 scenes on the site so far, and most of them are pretty average fare. There is one standout video that features sexy Latin stud muffin Dominick Ryder getting his perfect round bubble butt stuffed by top man Kai, but other than that the models are pretty run of the mill and the sex is often just boring. The scenes are, however, well shot and there is an extensive photo gallery that goes along with each encounter. The photos are high quality and the audio and video of the scenes are pretty reasonable, it’s just a shame that the concept wasn’t given more attention. The scenes can be downloaded in their entirety or in sections, but they can’t be expanded to full-screen, creating another small disappointment.
There is, however, a huge upside to your membership to Gaymilitarypass.com. With your membership you also get access to the entire Rainbow Pimps Network, which houses the site. The system contains about a dozen exclusive sites with material that ranges from fetish porn, to silver daddies, interracial sex, glory holes, bareback action and more. There are also hundreds of bonus DVDs that are divided up based on fetish preference, and access to some exclusive content from popular sites like Fratmen.com and AuNaturale.com. The network isn’t that easy to navigate, but there is plenty of outstanding material if you have some patience to find it.
So Gaymilitarypass.com isn’t the standout armed forces site I was hoping for, but the hours upon hours of extensive steamy bonus material is well worth the membership.
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