The biggest pain in the ass is when your computer breaks, right? Dealing with the hassle of bored, lazy customer service reps who could care less about helping you out. Wouldn't it be better if you had hot, big titted nerdy babes come and help you out? Well, hell yes it would. Don't worry, the Nerd Hard crew can solve all your techie (and other, ahem) needs at the new site NerdHard.com.
Nerd Hard, as best as I can describe it, is a play on techie customer service and IT staff departments, where they starring in a porno. Okay, maybe that doesn't make sense. Let's just imagine Jayden Jaymes coming (and coming) to repair your television. Or maybe Kristina Rose handling your customer complaints with that pretty mouth of hers…in multiple ways. You get what I'm saying? Okay, then.
Right now, Nerd Hard doesn't have too much to offer in the ways of content because it's such a new site. As of right now, it's got seven videos with accompanying photo sets to give the inner geek in you a boner. Updates are dated and currently it looks like there are a couple each month; hopefully, the site will pick up to weekly updates once it's had some time.
Video updates, though small in quantity, are certainly not lacking in quality. Each video is offered in multiple streaming and downloading options, from Windows Media and Flash to Mac-compatible MPEGs and Quicktime files. And what nerd lover isn't without his iPod or smart phone? Not to worry, you can take NerdHard.com on the go with you via their mobile downloads.
Videos are available as full clips, which are around 30 minutes each, or broken down into smaller parts and there are three speeds to choose from. The best, of course, is their true HD video at 1280x720 resolution. Each movie also comes with about 100-120 photos, which you can view in an awesome slideshow or download as a zip file. Something I really liked is that photos were also available in various sizes, so nothing will slow your way down to the porn if your computer is slow.
Although a small site, I think Nerd Hard is quite clever and really has taken hold of a great niche. The porn is hot, creative and fun at the same time. At only $14.95 per month, they certainly make up for the small quantity and it's not too much to spend as you wait for more techie babes to grace your computer screens and nerd fantasies.
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