Remember the days when, if you had a nasty breakup, you would just talk shit about your ex to all your friends? Or, maybe if you were really mad, key their car? Well, thanks to the advances of modern technology, there are now tons of new and exciting ways to take revenge on your ex. This goes well beyond posting something nasty on their Facebook wall – I'm talking about taking that tape you made (you know the one) and selling it to a website. The only thing better than telling everyone that your old girlfriend was a cheating slut? Showing everyone. This is the concept behind many sites nowadays, and the latest to hit the 'net is SubmitYourBitch.com.
First of all, massive points for the url name. Submit Your Bitch is chock full of amateur chicks who never really intended on becoming famous – except for those videos on the site where it seems like the girl is just as into submitting the video as her horny boyfriend. Yes, there are some exhibitionist couples, too, and it's hard to tell which type of video has the sluttier girl: the one who's showing off for the camera or the one who has no idea anyone will ever see this. Regardless, members get in on the fun in more than 400 archived videos.
Each video at Submit Your Bitch is exactly what you'd expect from a home movie sort of site: the camera work is lacking professionality, it's sometimes shaky and the lighting isn't always the best. There's a lot of POV-style filming. However, what do you expect? For video submissions, this stuff is pretty decent quality. You can view each video live on the site with a high quality Flash player, and the jump speed is really nice for me. There's no uniformity here, so videos can be as short as 10 minutes or as long as 30 minutes. Many have the ability to watch the video in split clips as well as a full file, but there are no downloads on this website.
Each video also comes with a large gallery of screencaps, so you can get play-by-play shots of babes going down and taking a load on her face. I'd appreciate a better way to view the 200+ photos than clicking through one by one; it's a bit tedious.
I think the best part of Submit Your Bitch, though, is their user profiles. Those special couples who want to show off and submit their own, ahem, "work" are featured in the "Browse People" section, which gives you lots of nice info on the horny babes in question. Dakoda and her boyfriend , for instance, have submitted two videos where you can watch the 20 year old petite brunette suck and ride her way to stardom.
Submit Your Bitch doesn't offer much in terms of extras, although it does offers links to other popular sites like Naked.com and Dancing Bear. If you're not sure about it, you can try the site out for the three day trial at $4.95, or join and get all the weekly updates for $24.95 per month.
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