Those Germans got all their bases covered. In addition to having a word for everything (schadenfreude - happiness at the misfortune of others...hold onto that thought, aight?) they apparently have a pornsite for everything as well. What kind of pornsite would the Germans hock? Something having to do with bondage and discipline. What else would you expect from a people who have a word for taking pleasure out of people's pain?
And, oh, at BDSMJeans.com, they cause a lot of pain. A lot of people talk about BDSM. BDSM Jeans does BDSM. I won't lie, there were a couple of videos where I was like, "Oh shit!" Because, really, the models in these videos do everything but shit on each other. And they do it all in jeans. If you want to see a submissive bottom tied up within an inch of his life and being kicked around--literally--than this site is for you. And when he's finished being kicked around, he's going to get peed on. A lot. And then fucked.
The models are sort of run of the mill, which is refreshing. Generally, when people think of BDSM, think of these muscle-y bear types and let's be honest, those aren't always easy to come by. It's nice to know that the guy who lives next door to me could secretly be into kicking me around while he wears a fresh pair of Levi 501s and would piss into my mouth if I was a bad boy. Not that I'm into that. Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with that, though. What's really refreshing is that these models are into it. They're not just playing around. BDSM is what they do and who they are and they embrace the lifestyle wholeheartedly.
What doesn't work at BDSM Jeans? The site design. Oh Lordy, it's like as if Ugly Betty designed the site. The colors are garish and accost the eyes and the layout is just a little off somehow, in a way that I don't know how to explain. The site would do well to re-design, perhaps in something a little less...South Florida. When I think "BDSM Jeans" I think basement colors: brick, black, chrome...I think lead pipes and chains, not a website as designed by Menudo. Other things that don't work too well are the ways you can watch videos: streaming only. There is original photo content, but the pictures can only be downloaded one by one. Both the videos and photos are of fairly average quality.
If BDSM Jeans made some changes--separating solo videos from actions videos, redesigning the website, restructuring the navigational layout and potentially getting more extras than access to one extra BDSM website--then perhaps it could be one of those sites that people talk about. As it is now, it's just going to be one of those sites that people feel guilty for watching.
Rating: 5 denim-clad inches
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