Grrrr. Nothing kills a hard on faster than a disorganized, confusing porn website (well, except for maybe watching a David Hasselhoff video). I mean, by its very nature, sex is one of the simplest and most primitive acts that people can do, so why the hell would you want to jack up a good time by adding extra steps, a confusing site design and a ton of clutter on a page when all the audience wants to do is get on and get off? Yes, these are rhetorical questions, but somehow the creators of TwinksPounded.com seem to have violated all of the rules of good online sex, so I would love some answers.
When you initially log on, the boys look young and relatively cute, and there are some pretty explicit pictures and trailers that make the site seem inviting and appetizing. Once you become a member, however, you began to realize exactly what a nightmarish cluster fuck this site really is. TwinksPounded.com is part of a much bigger, mostly straight network, and having to weed through thousands and thousands of straight scenes to find the 30, 20-minute long gay ones is not the most productive use of your whacking time. Each scene does come with a full photo gallery, and I have to say that the pictures are by far the best part of the site. They are well lit and well shot, and capture the beauty of the boys in the scenes. I cannot, however, say the same thing about the videos themselves. The scenes are broken down into 1:47 second segments (I’m guessing that’s maybe the standard time it takes to realize you need to go to another site), or you can download the entire video for later viewing. The video is grainy, the audio needs work, and the scenarios and scenery are generic at best. Surprisingly, the guys actually seem to really be into the sex and try to put on a great show despite the sites technically inadequacies.
Fortunately, the site hasn’t been updated in over a year so hopefully the hot guys have found another place to use the tools that they have been given. With membership, you do get access to about 80 other mostly straight porn sites, but they all have similar quality and organization issues so this really isn’t that much of a bonus at all. There are also scenes from other top rated porn companies that are obviously much better quality, but good luck trying to find them.
Wasting decent sex is never a good thing, and with all of the problems at TwinksPounded.com, I can imagine that viewers would quickly give up on getting off and maybe just go shopping at the mall instead.
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