I don't know about you, but I'm usually not a fan of twinks. I mean, I've watched my share of twink porn and some of it is hot and, yeah, I've gotten off from it. But when it comes to twinks, I generally prefer mine in Hostess form with a literal cream filling. So when I come across (pun partially intended) a website like HandyStuds.com where the average bicep size is Tom Brady, I get pretty excited.
HandyStuds.com, part of the Male Unit Network, offers 80+ videos of mostly solo guys jerking off. These guys are, more often than not, Real Men. Sometimes they're ripped, sometimes they're...not. Additionally, sometimes they're gay, and sometimes they're...not. Should that really matter when all you' doing is watching a guy jerk off? Occasionally. A large part of porn is the "could be" effect: "That could be me getting my ass slammed by Zeb Atlas." But when porn star Danny Wilde begins his jerkoff video talking about how he met his girlfriend at a BDSM office, it's hard to think, "That could be my hand wrapped around his cock" when you know he's most likely thinking girlfriend--and actually saying things like "I wish I could taste your pussy." But that's what the mute button is for, yeah? The mute button comes in especially handy in drowning out the female interviewer behind the camera who sometimes offers "tit for tat" to get the models to show the goods.
Of the 13 videos with man-on-man action, only four feature anal penetration. The rest feature fairly run-of-the-mill 69 sessions. In all honesty, even the four featuring anal penetration are fairly run of the mill. In all of the paired videos, the models lack a certain passion, a certain desire to actually be in these videos. Surprisingly, it's the videos with the straight guys being coached by the female interviewer that are the hottest on the site. For the most part, the men interviewed are actually real men: not always porn stars, not always Adonises, but they're solid with nice cocks and dirty mouths. And there's something about videos that are amateurly shot that make them feel a little seedier, a little dirtier.
The site content is pretty minimal and updated about four times a month. The aforementioned 80+ videos are pretty much all HandyStuds.com has to offer besides two picture galleries entitled "9 hot and hung guys" and "hard bodies and hard cocks". While nice to look at, the photos seem a little superfluous. The site itself is fairly easy to navigate and with access to it comes access to 15 other sites under the Male Unit network so if you get tired of Handy Studs, you can hop over to Studs Over 40 or the Latin Boys Club. When it comes down to it, HandyStuds.com provides some pretty basic eye candy and sometimes that's worth the price of admission. After all, no one is seeing Channing Tatum movies because the boy can act.
Grade: 5 average inches
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