Type in "LucasKazan.com" into your address bar, and you're greeted by one of six tableaus: one or two hot, beefy, muscular (insert your own tantalizing adjective here) men lounging, kissing or walking among an idyllic European background. Clearly, I live on the wrong continent. Upon entering, the idylls disappear, but the Euro-gays multiply ten-fold. Hairy-chested, clean-shaven, twinks, silver foxes...the one thing all these models have in common is that they have pecs and abs for days. Am I complaining? No. I'm not going to LucasKazan.com for a lesson in reality, I'm going to LucasKazan.com to watch hot Europeans do dirty things. It's that simple.
Simple, like the site itself. That's not necessarily a bad thing. You enter the site, you have five sections to choose from: Updates, Films, Models, Photos and Reality. The films themselves offer short films, full length films and softcore films (although I don't know why anyone would come to a porn site to watch softcore when they could watch one of any reality show on television these days). The collection of films, though, is surprisingly minimal: 13 short films, 16 full-length and 6 soft core. Granted, each full length is split up into scenes, so if all you want out of "Across the Ocean" is to see Etorre Tosi pounding Corey Summers' ass, have at it. Etorre certainly did. In addition to the movies, there are also behind-the-scenes clips and actor interviews that you can download.
The two sections that are most of interest are "Models" and "Reality". Let's start with "Reality". From Etorre Tosi's "private sex files" we are offered "real men, real sex, real time." Tosi continues that the "lack of production value" is made up for with "the reality of the moments we share, torrid or awkward". Well, I hate to break it to Tosi, but the production value of his private sex files is still tantamount to his professional films: nearly flawless, though awkwardly scored. If "lack of production value" means "shakier camera work than normal" then by all means, this is reality. Otherwise, it's just more films, though the casting call videos are surprisingly refreshing to watch.
The "Models" section is my personal favorite. Each actor is listed with full filmography, interviews, and behind-the-scenes in which they participate. Additionally, if you want to know that Daniele Montana is a 5'9" Aries from Italy with a 6 1/2" cock who prefers to top, well, you can find that out, too.
Surprisingly, for as hot as the actors are, the films are fairly tame and a bit gay-by-number: hand goes here, tongue goes here, dick goes here, all as if the actors are doing it by rote. The actors are into it, but the sex seems languid and unimportant, as though to emphasize that you are coming to this site to see hot Europeans, and that the trappings employed to enhance other porn sites would only serve as a distraction here. The problem therein is that regardless of gimmicks or attraction, porn is only as hot as the actors make it. But sometimes, all you really need is watching two hot Italians go at it.
Grade: 7 solid, beefy inches.
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