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Patrick of describes himself as "the true man's voyeur," and he's been searching the world for exhibitionists to satisfy his craving.

Main Category: Amateur Boys
Sub Categories: Blowjobs, Hardcore Sex, Jocks/Frat Boys, Masturbation, Twinks 18+
Site type: Network (part of Male Unit)
Launched: July 2006
Reviewed: January 21, 2010
Facts Updated: November 7, 2011

Score Breakdown
Videos Photos Models Site Volume Update Frequency Exclusivity Site Design
16.5 / 20 4.0 / 10 13.5 / 15 7.0 / 15 0.0 / 15 15.0 / 15 10.0 / 10

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Pros and Cons
Pros Cons
  • High quality, hot content.
  • Great network access.
  • Lots of member extras and bonuses.
  • Good navigation system.
  • No longer updating.
  • Only six photo sets of the same man.
Full Review of Crotch Buffet by Montana   Jan 21, 2010
My Score: 66.0

According to the main page of, its creator is a man named Patrick, who has always been fascinated by the beauty of the male body. Well, duh.  He describes himself as a voyeur and has been "prowling the world" for men with hot bodies and a kink for exhibitionism. I take this to mean that these men are featured on his website, which promises to be a buffet of "sex, cock, fantasy and men." Okay, to be honest, it says that it promises a "buffer" of sex, cock, fantasy and men, but I suppose I can forgive them the typo since his site actually does seem to be stuffed with sexy muscle studs and smooth twinks who really do love to show their bodies off for the camera. At least his sincerity is stronger than his spell check.

Crotch Buffet is a part of the Male Unit network and offers a nice selection of hard and softcore content, from muscle studs jacking off to twinks barebacking. It really is sort of like a buffet, as you can just browse through and choose which sort of content you like best.  The site offers 61 videos in total, each around 20 minutes long, and they are available in multiple viewing and downloading options – WMV, MPEG or iPod downloads or Flash streaming.  There's six photo galleries, which are actually all of the same model, Benoit Lapierre. If you're a fan of his, it's pretty nice to browse through the hundreds of pics and see each muscle in high quality, but if you're not into Benoit, I suppose you're out of luck.   The bad news is that Crotch Buffet hasn't added any new content in more than a year. I don’t know if they plan on picking it back up, but as of right now it seems to be done updating.

I really love the user interface of the Male Unit network. Their searching and sorting features make it almost impossible to get confused or lose sight of what you want.  Within Crotch Buffet, you can search content by date, number of views, rating, or comment. You can also view by categories like Facials, Bareback and Toys.  Within the entire network as well as on individual sites, members can  browse by website, by studio, by DVD or by niche. There's also a model directory that includes info on all the boys, all their scenes divided by DVD and website, and their member rating.  It's pretty damn user friendly.

Although Crotch Buffet doesn't seem to be adding new content anytime soon, there are still quite a few perks to joining this site. The biggie, of course, is your network access. Male Unit grants members access to a total of 16 gay hardcore sites that overall update quite frequently. In fact, the network seems to post at least once daily across the board, so you'll always get something new. Male Unit has a heavy focus on twink content, with sites like Twink Clinic, Fuck That Twink and hottie solo sites like Club Sean Corwin . However, there's some nice variety thrown in as well. If you like older men, Studs Over 40 is there, and if Latin hunks are your thing you can check out Latin Boys Club. A personal favorite is Handy Studs, a site full of sexy gay and straight men masturbating on camera.

As part of the Male Unit network, members of Crotch Buffet have access to all the community features, including a ratings and favorites system, where you can comment and rank your favorite scenes, sites and men as well as see what others think. You also get access to gay porn reviews, a bonus DVD archive, and an online web store.  For $29.95 monthly, Crotch Buffet probably won't stand alone, but the network bonuses really do make it worth your while.

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Crotch Buffet Site Details: (What you get for your money)  
Updates and Content

Update frequency: Daily Network Updates

Exclusivity: Mostly Exclusive

Number of videos: 61 (avg. 20 minutes)

Maximum Video Resolution: 720x480

Videos have watermarks

Download limit: None

Video DRM: None

Video Formats: WM / MPEG / Flash / POP / IPod

Video Type: Downloadable / Streaming

Number of galleries: 6 (avg. 50 pics per gallery)

Pictures have watermarks

Only one picture size

No slideshows

Offers zip files

Trial: $2.95 (2 days) - recurrs at $39.95
3 month: $59.95 recurring
Year: $89.50
Monthly: Original Price: $29.95 recurring
Our Price: $19.95 recurring

This site has pre-checked cross sales.

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