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Simon Scans

From the English boys across the Atlantic, Simon Scans brings to the world high-quality, high-definition nude photography of some of the most beautiful British babes in the world.

Main Category: Nude Photography
Sub Categories: Sex Toys, Soft Content
Site type: Pay Site
Launched: September 2000
Reviewed: January 11, 2010
Facts Updated: March 7, 2012

Score Breakdown
Videos Photos Models Site Volume Update Frequency Exclusivity Site Design
14.5 / 20 8.0 / 10 15.0 / 15 15.0 / 15 15.0 / 15 15.0 / 15 6.5 / 10

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Pros and Cons
Pros Cons
  • More than 660+ different gorgeous models.
  • A massive archive of high quality photo shoots.
  • No slideshow options.
  • Picture sets are much more impressive than the videos offered.
Full Review of Simon Scans by Ryan   Jan 11, 2010
My Score: 89.0

Simon Scans is filled with gorgeous models working their hot bodies using a huge variety of colorful exotic vibrators and dildos to make themselves cum, and genuinely at that! Simon Scans prides itself on only providing the best quality with over 660 stunning models featured in over 400k high resolution pictures and hundreds of hi-def video scenes that can be easily streamed or downloaded. With almost 10 years experience delivering some of the most artistic porn on the net, Simon Scans has a truly vibrant members area that gives hundreds of hours of erotic pleasure.

Huge brightly colored dildos, grinning beautiful faces on delighted models are what you first see when you enter the Simon Scans members area. Large thumbnails direct you to the current month's updates so you can easily click through and get straight into the stunning pictures. To the left of the main viewing area of the home page you see a list of years and months directly underneath those years, leading all the way down to October 2000. This is the impressive content list; click on any month in any year and you'll see the hot models Simon Scans photographed and filmed at that time. This represents a tremendous amount of content, thankfully easily scanned with the generous thumbnails representing each set.

The descriptions for each model and her scenes are also entertaining, and it's easy to hear the British accent of our generous porn provider Simon through his commentary, especially when he's talking about pulling apart his model's ass cheeks! Movies can be watched directly in the browser, by clicking a link and loading Windows Media Player outside of the browser, or by downloading the video straight to your hard-drive.  The thousands of intense provocative and exotic hardcore pictures can be viewed through the Simon Scans image viewer, or by clicking each picture from the thumbnail gallery to view the large version, and also all picture sets come with full zip files for easy downloading and viewing at your own leisure. The photos themselves are beautiful – crystal clear and sharp, these high resolution sets bring you up close and personal with some of the most stunning amateur babes on the web.

The diversity of models inside the members area is also amazing, from pale Eastern European babes to exotic Latina babes, Asian honeys, Ebony beauties and of course some good old-fashioned British and American girls for just the right mixture of talented sluts eager to show you how much they love to masturbate and cum.

Rich imagery combined with excellent delivery and easy to navigate pages make for an excellent site. When you take that and add in over 600 gorgeous models eager to share their solo masturbation experiences with you in more than 400,000 pictures and hundreds of video scenes you know that site is going to be a guaranteed cumshot! Simon Scans.

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Simon Scans Site Details: (What you get for your money)  
Updates and Content

Update frequency: Daily

Exclusivity: 100%

Number of videos: 330 (avg. 20 minutes)

Maximum Video Resolution: 640x480

Videos have watermarks

Download limit: None

Video DRM: None

Video Formats: WM / MPEG / QT

Video Type: Downloadable / Streaming

Number of galleries: 4,750 (avg. 110 pics per gallery)

Pictures have watermarks

Only one picture size

No slideshows

Offers zip files

Monthly: $29.90 recurring
3 month: $49.90
6 month: $99.90
Year: $99.00

Free Galleries from Simon Scans 1,738 galleries

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