When I was 18, I got a tattoo. It was just a tiny little flower on the back of my shoulder, but my father wouldn’t speak to me for a week, unless you count throwing a magazine article about laser tattoo removal at me as speaking. True story. The point of this is that my father would not enjoy CumOnMyTattoo.com. Luckily, according to the Burning Angel network, this is “Porn 4 you…not your dad.”
CumOnMyTattoo.com is definitely not your parents’ porn. Their hardcore content features some of the hottest chicks who are all covered in tattoos. And I’m not talking about a dainty little flower. These girls have sleeves, neck tats and ink that trail around and down every curve. This is not the place for people who are turned off by body art – but if it’s your thing? You’ve found your own personal heaven. The scenes are a great mix of twosomes and threesomes that all end in, you guessed it, one hell of a cumshot all over those pretty tattoos.
At present, Cum On My Tattoo has 15 full-length videos that average 20 minutes. You can download only – no streaming, which is a bummer – for the Windows Media or Quicktime players, or snag an iPod compatible version for porn on the go. Each scene comes with a high quality photo gallery of about 50 pictures each. Zip files or at least a slideshow would have been nice, but it’s hard to complain when the pictures are close up and crystal clear.
Along with your membership to CumOnMyTattoo.com, you get access to all eight Burning Angel sites, each of which feature the same type of content – alt chicks in guy/girl, girl/girl and solo scenes that will make you want to run off to the tattoo parlor yourself. If you can drag yourself away from the computer, that is. There is also a members forum and an online store where you can buy Joanna Angel’s exclusive Burning Angel line of sex toys. All for $19.99 per month, you can’t really beat it.