I sometimes find myself perplexed about the type of crap someone will do in order to make money. I mean some of those douches from the Real World/Road Rules Challenge have been competing in them since I was in second grade, and they still are still complete losers. The warning on the opening page of Barebacked.com states “WARNING shocking video content.” I couldn’t agree more, although it probably would have been a tad more accurate if it had said, “WARNING shockingly bad video, content may cause drowsiness.”
I get the fact that lower budget sites sometimes can’t afford the best equipment or the best looking models or even the best webmasters. I get it, really I do. However, I also am a strong believer in the motto that anything worth doing is worth doing well, even if it is just porn, so when I have to look at sub-par product I get kinda sad. Porn should never be sad or depressing. It’s one of the only industries that is almost recession proof because people want to watch hot sex so they can forget about their worries. Barebacked.com, however, doesn’t even try to make the sex interesting, and the models look completely bored throughout. If you are gonna hire uglier models AT LEAST make sure they are gonna have good sex.
The site sports about 100, 30 minute long videos of models that all look exactly the same, doing the exact same positions in the exact same order. Step 1) Take off each other’s pre supplied shirt. Step 2) The one who can’t get a hard on sucks the other one who can pop a semi. Step 3) The top fucks the bottom in two positions, both try to cum, end of scene. Those are the basics, but to be good sex you have to be creative, make out, moan, flip-flop, or stick a tennis racket up your ass, something!
The site says that it is “dirty” and cutting edge because it is bareback, but just having raw sex does not a cutting edge site make. If the models and the sex weren’t substandard enough, the videography on the 1987 beta camcorder doesn’t make it any better.
Each scene does come with a full photo gallery and can be easily viewed in full. I will give the site some credit for being easy to use and easy to navigate, it’s just a shame that the creators couldn’t find an editor to make the models looked in engaged even when they aren’t.
The site says there are bonus videos and VODs and there are, if you want to pay for them, which hardly seems like a bonus. Unfortunately Barebacked.com will leave an audience completely flaccid.
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