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Plus I’m Gettin’ Brain from this Chick like Woah!

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How many dicks is that? A LOT!

The perfect blowjob is something of legend.  A tale passed down from generation to generation amongst brotherhoods of men across the globe.  I myself have heard such stories but always dismissed them as old wives tales and common folklore.  I mean come on, haven’t we all had a great blowjob – but it could have been better and you know it!

Where is the perfect blowjob?

I can’t say with full confidence that I could locate the perfect blowjob…It’s harder to find than Waldo.  But, I can point you in the right direction.  This website I recently scoped out was impressive, and could be the cyberspace summerhouse for the perfect BJ.  OnlyBlowjob is a dick sucking paradise, where facials and deepthroat are as common as hello and goodbye.  One blowjob not enough?  How about 10 girls fighting over it, all of which are capable of giving you maximum orgasm.  I’m a sucker for a good POV blowjob scene as well, and this site has the best.  Hot chicks giving head, in perfect fashion.

* Quick side note — I punched in “perfect blowjob” on my GPS…the blue screen of death appeared (on a GPS!!)

WOULD YOU LIKE A COURTESY FLUSH?

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The blowjob just got better…I know, I thought that was impossible too.

What is the best way for a girl to clean up after a blowjob?  Take a shower, no.  Grab a washcloth and wipe her face and mouth, no.  Let the guy give you a swirlie, yes.  Laugh all you want but this is an effective solution.  I have seen it in action now and I cannot think of anything more efficient and entertaining.

The art has been perfected at SwirlieGirls.com and I am eagerly awaiting the day I meet a girl willing to take a test drive.  Just an exhibition game, I don’t see the big deal.  The girls on this site give amazing blowjobs and then as soon as it’s finished…head in the toilet, flush, swirlie.  I think the key factor in pulling off a maneuver such as this is to remember the basics.  A girl is not gonna just let you dunk her head in the toilet after she gives you a BJ.  I can recall moments in my sexual endeavors when I pretended to be so passionate and the girl became very aroused.  These are the moments you slip in the, “hey lets try anal” or “can I dunk your head in the toilet”.  Yes, of course it is a risky procedure, so is a tracheotomy with a ballpoint pen but people have pulled it off.  This is the best advice I can offer: get excited, make her excited, then dunk her head in the toilet while you flush it.

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