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Lost penis…

So, it looks like a German penis went missing. I know that sounds funny, but it’s true. A statue in the Bornstedt cememtery, put up in 2008, has a massive dong and apparently visitors found it offensive. The penis was hacked off and is now missing (they had to wait 24 hours to legally declare it). Police suspect the cemetery regulars grew sick and tired of it and launched a covert attack. I personally think some horny young German girl saw it one day and wanted it for her own. That’s not a crazy notion, considering how sexually enlightened the Euros are.

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