Mix It Up This Weekend…You’ve Got 3 Days

Super Weekend…

Three-day weekends are special, like a stripper that actually is working to pay for college. I am always excited when a three-day weekend sneaks up on me, because traditional Mondays suck and an extra Sunday is like getting a double-blowjob. Treasure this weekend and make the best of it, watch plenty of porn and masturbate freely. No one is holding you back, this is your three-day weekend and don’t let anyone take it from you. Hit a bar, or a club, trim your ball hair, gargle. All of these steps will be beneficial over the course of the weekend, trust me.

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