Show me your penis…

Wanna be a cop in Indonesia? It’s always been a dream of mine, how about you? Well forget it if you’ve have your dick enlarged. There is a local technique that a lot of the islanders use to achieve the enlargement. They take the leaves of the gatal-gatal plant and wrap them around the penis. Apparently it turns your dick into a redwood tree. So, the beef that the police force has with the practice is that it acts as a nuisance during training. Imagine showing up to the police academy and the first question you are asked, “Have you tried giving yourself a horse dong? You’re outta here!” Way harsh man, way harsh.