This Thing Will Outsell Tickle-Me-Elmo, No Doubt

Catalina

The best card in my wallet…

A prepaid card for CatalinaCruz.com will be available starting in April.  The card will be sold in retail stores, convenience stores, liquor stores, truck stops, adult video stores and anywhere dudes wanna buy a prepaid card for jerking-off purposes.  “I’ll take the beef jerky, 2 Cokes, a pack of Marlboro and uhh, hmm, gimme one of those Catalina Cards…”  I am beyond stoked for Catalina and PrePaid Adult Entertainment.  I think this is such a great way to help grow the industry further and take quality porn and place it in the fingertips of many who perhaps might not have known where to find the good stuff.  Catalina is one of our favorites here at NudeReviews and we hope that this venture is a super success, and opens more doors.  As for our pending marriage, I believe it is still a go…if I need to buy a prepaid Catalina card to prove my love; I certainly will.

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