P-P-P-Poke-Her Face, P-P-P-Poke-Her Face…

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She’s a freak and I love it…

Lady GaGa should just do a porno and get it over with.  There are far too many provocative photos and videos circling the interwebs for her to decline.  What’s the big deal?  She could shoot the whole thing in one weekend and it would probably crash every server at every porn outfit across the land.  This thing could generate big bucks and I really think she would do it.  She could even wear one of those decorative headmasks through the whole scene.  I haven’t even thought of the penis angle yet either.  If you didn’t know already, there is a 37% chance that Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite.  I cannot make this stuff up.  This basically cements her versatility in the adult entertainment industry.  Lady GaGa would crush Kimber James on the tranny circuit.  How many hit singles or Grammy awards does one artist need?  Get out there and make a porno, Lady GaGa, you can still dress like a circus clown and make creepy-ass music videos…we will just add one porno to your resume.

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