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Horny and pissed off…

This story is amazing.  A goat broke down the glass doors at a strip club in California and tore the place apart while the club was closed.  This is unprecedented in the strip club world; I am referring to the destruction, not so much the goat’s presence.  I certainly don’t think this is the first time a goat has been inside of a strip club, I am not that naive to believe a goat has never been on the stage of a strip club in Greece or West Virginia.  But why did this little guy get so enraged?  Perhaps we will shall never know.

Some minor research into goats this morning led me to the following: goats like pussy, a lot.  I suppose that isn’t much of a surprise.  To me, the most alarming part of this story is that the strip club was closed!  That is the real crime here, and the owners of this establishment should be locked up.  I have a message to all of the strip club owners out there in the world: Never close your doors, because a horny goat may want a lapdance at 5 a.m. and it just ain’t right if you don’t accommodate him.  If you need more persuasion, how about the prospect of having your club destroyed by the goat out of pure anger…

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