Tell Your Boss That You Are Busy Watching Porn…

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No one worked harder than Bob…

I wasn’t always working for an adult entertainment company.  I usually get a little chuckle when I think about my old co-workers faces if had they seen me browsing the web for porn at my old office.  I’ve had several jobs, pre and post college, that would have fired me in an instant if I was looking at porn.  The taboo state of porn in the office is a joke.  What is really wrong with a little lunch-hour movie watching?

Offices should institute a few ground rules and allow some porn in the workplace.  I’d lay 10:1 odds that the general morale of the employees would skyrocket.  And I don’t wanna hear anyone bitching about the horrors of letting porn in the workplace, especially not from some 62 year old secretary named Gladys.  She was probably giving out handies in the 3rd floor storage closet when I was in diapers.  Let it be, let the porn flow through the cubicles.  Like I said, a few ground rules can really help keep this thing efficient.  NO DOWNLOADING!  Ever!  Just stream it.  That would be my “Rule #1″ because God forbid you attach the wrong file in an email and send one of your best customers the latest episode of ‘Shlongs N’ Thongs’.  Actually, forget that rule, send the episode to your customer by accident, they will love it.  I really can’t find a single reason to eliminate porn from the workplace.  If anyone comes up with anything please let me know, but I think you won’t.


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