Gimme that camera…

Oh, so close to perfection.  This is a picture I could stare at for hours, maybe days.  I think she knew what was going on here, and in case you don’t, I have circled it freehand with red.  Eva Mendes is about as hot as it gets for me.  She could run for president in Kenya, and win.  I question whether or not this photographer likes women.  I have no problem with the fact that he is gay, but I think that if he waited a half a second longer, her shirt would have opened a fraction more thus revealing a full on nipple shot.  I am not a photographer, but I would have waited, or just snapped the camera furiously until 63 pictures had been taken.  At that rate, at least one nipple shot would show up.  Celebrity nipple shots are the types of things that get me through the weekend, and this past weekend could have been much better if Eva showed a little more skin.

What is she really thinking when she goes out with that shirt on?  More so with that shirt opened, 6 buttons deep.  She is a smart girl, another reason to slide her up the marriage material ladder.  Someone in Hollywood should nab her up, and demand that she only go out in public with her nipples hanging out everywhere.  That is the mark of an amazing husband, and I am striving to be that man someday.  I know it may take a while but I am prepared for the challenge.  In the meantime, I will keep you up to date with the latest nipple slips and such.  It is only Monday and I have a feeling this could be a slippery week.

This is not Eva’s first close encounter of the nippley-kind.  She has been throwin’ tit around for years and I am documenting it.  I have all of her nipple moments logged in a special excel spreadsheet.  I will roll out the full list, with pics, when the timing is right…