Nice Ass, But is it Dynamic Enough?

Sara Sloane

Industry Scoop…

Zero Tolerance Entertainment announced that Sara Sloane will be their newest contract girl. Yay!  She was previously performing under the name, Sarah Vandella.  That’s usually what I do when I start a new job…I drop a letter or two from my first name and bail entirely on my last name.  Swap something cool in, like the time I took a summer job at a grocery store in Detroit.  I went from Matthew Hanneman to Matt Lauer.  It was a genius move if you really stop to think about it.  Everyone would say, “Oh, Matt Lauer, like the news anchor?”.  I would reply, “No, Matt Lauer, like the grocery bagger”.

Sara Sloane is considered to be one of the most dynamic performers in the industry…by her rep’s.  My mom calls me twice a week to remind me how wonderful I am too, and always mentions my dynamic nature.  So the jury is still out on Sara Sloane to potentially be the biggest star in the industry, but I will concede on her hotness…lemme know what you think?

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