I’ll Stick With ‘The Crazyhorse’, Thank You…

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F.Y.I. Future Groomsmen…

Stay the hell away from ‘The Foxhole’.  I am not the kind of guy who needs to go to the most extravagant strip-club in the world.  I will not complain about a few 6’s or even a 5 rolling around the club.  As long as there is a 9 or a 10 on the premises I am content.  But what the hell is going on at ‘The Foxhole’?!

The only logical explanation for this advertisement is that someone lost a bet…how else could this have happened?  There must have a been a bet between rival strip-club owners and the loser had to post that ad on their billboard.  I don’t wanna hit up a club that has a bunch of hogs on stage.  And you know they are heading straight for the Chinese-Buffet with your singles after their shift.  I support any boost in the economy as well as the hiring of individuals to help raise unemployment, but this seems like too much.  Literally and figuratively.  Hiring some thick girls or a chick with a pie-face is just wrong and I will not advocate such practices.  I feel compelled to report this story to the faithful blog readers, and beware of ‘The Foxhole’ in your travels.

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