Do You Like My Costume?

Halloween…the right way

Halloween is days away and I have no clue about my costume yet.  I need some serious help and I feel that without some input it may be another lonely night on the couch…

What to be?  Honestly, I haven’t given it too much thought.  Usually Halloween creeps up on me and last minute ideas end up being huge successes.  This was me and my buddy last fall, whatcha think?

Halloween '08

I have to pull off something better this year.  If I cannot come up with a costume idea by Friday, I will be forced to go back on my old ways…throwing eggs at defenseless elementary school kids.  Horrifying, I know, but equally adrenaline-pounding and fantastic.  The key to success, if you take this risky route, is to target 12 year olds.  They will be parentless (bonus) and you can still kick their ass if they catch you…perfect.  Just remember that getting hit with an egg on Halloween is like a right of passage.  So don’t cry about it or get upset…especially if you were in the Grosse Pointe Farms area of Detroit circa ’98, sorry.

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