Sunny is scary hot…

Sunny Leone and the good folks at Vivid got together the other night to toast the release of ‘Sunny’s Slumber Party’.  It is a ‘coming of age’ tale about a boy who loses his lifelong companion, Buck, a Yellow Labrador Retriever, during a boating accident on the high seas.  Okay that is just not true I am sorry for that one.  It’s a porno and Sunny Leone is seriously hot.  I would do unspeakable things to her if given the chance.  I mean that in the most sincere manner.

The party was apparently a lot of fun.  The recently single Evan Seinfeld was in attendance, trying to figure out if anyone will know who he is without Tera Patrick on his arm.  The answer is this, they hardly knew you before, they are definitely going to forget about you now.  Sorry pal.  Let’s get back to Leone, she might be the hottest thing out there right now.  Look at that picture above, she would look good taking a dump; I’ve never said that about another girl.  She could have not showered for 3 weeks and shown up to the party wearing the tracksuit my lesbian gym teacher from the 80’s wore, and she still would have looked amazing.

The video is available through Vivid and sales are expected to be high.  I got an advance copy a few weeks back and have now incorporated it into my nightly routine.  I put on my pajamas, brush my teeth, clip my nails, moisturize and watch ‘Sunny’s Slumber Party’.  I just don’t get a good nights sleep if the movie doesn’t play.