I smell doo doo…but Sasha Grey looks gooooood!

Genesis Magazine unveiled their “Hot 100 Pornstars” and I think it is hogwash.  Realistically, I would bang every girl on the list, but I do not agree with the rankings.  They have Tori Black at #20, someone should go to jail for that maneuver.  In fact, I would like to personally prosecute the dildo who decided to make that call.  Although, he could probably get the case dismissed by pleading insanity because anyone who would make that call is a complete moron.

Okay, I have a thing for Tori…sorry.  But lets get to the meat and potatoes of the list because I have some issues there as well.  I know Jenna Haze took home the mega trophy in Paris on Tuesday night, and I know I blogged about her recently, but what the hell…am I the only one who thinks she looks like she is constantly smelling dog poop?  Seriously, take a look, it’s like she has old mustard stuck in her philtrum, and instead of wiping it clean, she continues to smell the horrible stench daily…resulting in the “Jenna Haze Look” as I have dubbed it.  Who wants to smell old mustard?  Not me…

On a brighter note, Sasha Grey is numero uno and I agree.  Plus, Alexis Texas is in the Top 15, which I love.  Yes, I know her ass can create a lunar eclipse, but that is why I love her…

*Go ahead and read the list.  Give me some feedback people!