I Think I Saw My Girlfriend on the Bangbus…

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Nope, it was just my buddy’s girlfriend…

This has happened to the best of men and will continue for years and years.  I too once thought I saw my girlfriend on the Bangbus, but fortunately I was mistaken.  You know what though, even if I saw my girlfriend on the bus I would still date her.  Hell, I’d be proud of her.  There are a lot of girls out there dreaming of the day the bus rolls down their block…

The Bangbus is a powerful machine that commands respect.  I think in a shootout scenario, the bus would beat the DeLorean from Back to the Future.  And everyone knows that was the most amazing vehicle ever seen on earth.  A time machine on wheels that takes you anywhere…or a bus that picks up chicks and bangs them in the backseats…the winner is THE BUS!!!

If you ever see the bus cruising through your town, throw them a wave.  Please, never ever throw out the “arm-pull truck driver horn honk” gesture.  This “rookie mistake” will only infuriate the whole crew on the bus and they will spend the rest of the day finding your girlfriend…and trust me they will, just ask my old roommate Mike.  Any sweet gal strolling down the street is a potential passenger on the Bangbus, and it’s the only public transportation in town that pays you to ride…

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