Version 2.0 of the Female Condom is here, and it doesn’t sound like your banging a trashbag anymore.  The FC2 is designed by Chicago based Female Health Company and get this, it’s cheaper than the original.  I think we have a homerun here.  This thing was like Pepsi Clear when it first debuted in the 90’s, and just like the soft drink, the female condom vanished and most execs try to forget it ever happened.  But it’s back with a new look and new feel.

The major complaint with the first female condom was its annoying squeakiness, which had ladies miffed and dudes saying, “what the eff?”  That problem was solved through the use of a different material for the new version.  Nitrile instead of polyurethane.  Basically the female condom went from non-alcoholic to 180 proof, overnight.  This is like the guy who first used Kevlar, you know he is on a beach somewhere sitting pretty.  The other major change is now it doesn’t run you 4 bucks a pop.  One thing hasn’t changed about the female condom though, it still looks like a jellyfish.  Not that the male condom doesn’t possess some marine qualities, but the female variety definitely looks like something that could sting the crap out of you mid-ocean.  Have fun sticking your dick in there…just make sure you ask her if she has a female condom in, because it can really catch you off guard and ruin the entire evening.