I…I…I UHH WOULD LIKE AN iPHONE APP PLEASE…

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iPhone apps for porn…forget the iFart, this thing will make trillions!  Or will it?

The era of adult apps is certainly upon us but I can’t say yet, with confidence, if this will be a major success on all levels.  Note to readers: get an iPhone.  Additional note: if you have a flip-phone…kill yourself.

Porn is porn, with varying degrees of quality and talent.  An iPhone app for porn, at this stage of the game, is going to undoubtedly be a moneymaker…but maybe not give the real porn lover what he/she is looking for: PORN!  BurningAngel has an app out now that features their “Punk Rock Pinups” available for download, messaging, voting, slideshows etc. etc.  Sunny Leone and Aria Giovanni teamed up with Grindhouse Mobile to create Apple approved adult apps but they seem to be lacking nudity.  That’s a major speedbump for me personally, hell it’s a roadblock.  I understand completely the notion of “this is just the beginning though” and that porn-on-the-go is gonna take off.  It did already…it’s called a laptop, and they make them small as shit these days.

The apps for Leone and Giovanni feature video, blogs, chat and photos.  This is great, and the interface is simple and looks clean.  But their fans wanna see some skin…actually they wanna see all of it.

Step in the right direction: Yes.  Amazing adult apps for the iPhone: No.  I mean it though, sit tight, be patient, there will be a glorious mobile app soon.  In the meantime think of the positive,  the iPhone still takes you anywhere at blazing 4G speed…including pornsites.


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