The Breakup heard ’round the world…

Tera Patrick and her husband of seven years, Evan Seinfeld, have parted ways.  It is official…and now that huge rack is back on the market.  This really shouldn’t surprise anyone.  In fact I’m shocked they made it seven years.  I wish I knew more about the “porn marriage”…

It is almost something of myth…happily married couple working in the public sector together.  I picture a lot of these types of conversations in the driveway on a Monday morning:

Alexxx: Baby, can you pick up the kids from soccer practice

Bobby: Aw hun, I am doing an anal gangbang at 3:30 way on the other side of town

Alexxx: Oh crap, ’cause I have a deepthroat that will probably run late…

Bobby: I will try to be quick, maybe I can be slotted first, and duck outta there early

Alexxx: You are an amazing husband…don’t forget your lunch

Now I know Seinfeld was a rocker turned pornstar but it was still a porn marriage.  I need to elevate my mind and become involved in some of these amazing life scenarios.  Marry a big-name pornstar and backdoor my way into the industry.  That guy knew what he was doing and he had a hell of a run.  I salute you, musician turned cocksman…