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Reality does NOT bite…

The good ole boys down at Reality Kings should be inducted into the porn hall of fame.  I mean how many damn websites are in their network.  The number is 27, and all of them are amazing!  They are offering HD porn, remember the first HD football game you saw??  Yea I came in my pants too…exactly.  Killer porn, better talent, funny and interesting scenarios – this network is bigger and better than Oprah.

In The VIP is actually a detailed video-log of my nights out on the town.  I know my face is hard to make out on camera, but seriously, it’s me.  Okay I’m lying…But come on now, would that not be the most amazing club experience ever!  You’ve all met that chick at the club who would not stop grinding you.  I know I have, got home one night and my dick had heat-rash.  What if you could just bang her inside the club?  Right on the sofa in the VIP lounge and save the trouble of getting digits or telling your friends that your penis has got an indian-burn.

And one last high-five for RK.  This one is for the MILFHunter, that guy should be on the lecture circuit by now telling his lifestory to underclassmen across the nation…

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