As long as I can bust…

I am a butt man, sure. I am also a tits guy, so…where do I fall on this list? After reading through the article I realized that I am a combination of several of these rankings. If I were backed into a corner however, I would have to say #5 (the lazy man that likes cowgirl). Does that make me a bad lay? I doubt it, it just means that I admire a woman’s breasts and ass, and like to be able to grab them both while having sex, all while sitting on my couch. Is that awful? No, it’s economical and advantageous for me. I won’t get tired as a result and probably last longer. When I get behind a girl it is reminiscent of Christmas morning. I cannot be expected to contain myself and will probably blow a load in 12 seconds. Call me lazy, fine; but my experiences have shown that letting her ride one out on top is just fine and dandy. She will be happy and I can most likely still keep one eye on SportsCenter…